Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Wtf , its not xmas eve...!!

Dear godly God,

I m a really simple n sweet gurl buried deep under the filthy stuff ur angels wrote ages ago, but the torture remains unending. Who the fuck is shakespeare anyway??Gawd!! even ekta kapoor shld take lessons from dat guy on how to tell the same story a thousand times but with sundry elizabethan names to lay in restless ecstasy....after life's fitful fever he sleeps well!! WAKE HIM UP FRM HIS GRAVE AND BANISH HIM TO AZKABAN OR SUMTHIN!! [i wonder if JK rowling is gonna sue me for this]

and regarding physics, God whoever told einstein he looked good in dat hairstyle should be eaten to bits...Ppl say hes autistic..he spent days on end without eating, sleepin [i wonder abt going to the loo] doing crazy stuff we now call physics. wtf even us children hve to do da same during exams but we never got any nobel prize for it?? GOD, WAKE HIM UP, FIRST SEND HIM TO A BARBER , LOCK HIM UP IN A SPACESHIP AND SEND HIM OFF WITH A SPEED COMPARABLE TO LIGHT SO DAT HIS MASS KEEPS ON INCREASING N HE EXPLODES IN OUTER SPACE!!

hell yeah wat to say regarding chemistry... dere's no chemistry at all between us children n chemistry..the great mystery left unsolved by sherlock holmes , who went into hiding after dis grand failure of his. Why do elctrons not be like gud kids n stay in place n do wateva deir mommy nucleus tells dem??why cant all the reactions give the same products ??GOD LEAVE ALL THE CHEMISTRY BETWEEN YOUNG BoYS AND GURLS, AND THROW THE REST INTO AN ALIEN PLANET SO DAT DEIR CHILDREN WILL BECUM ZOMBIES READIN N STUDYIN ALL DAT CRAP, N DERE WONT BE ANY PROCREATION SO WE'LL BE SAVED FROM AN ALIEN ATTACK!![ see how intelligent i am]

*sighs* maths still left. There was once a lil red riding hood who was going to her lil red biking dude. on the way she met her step sister. she asked her how old was she??but woe alas she was only sixteen. But lil red riding hood spent all the time counting it on her fingers but she couldnt find the 11th one. So lil red biking dude dumped lil red riding hood n ran away wid her step sister, n lived happily ever after. * dumb story* of course teachers think dat maths can save us from this sorta mishap...but we've learnt dat much maths ages ago..i just dont understand wat dis trigonometry is gonna help us in our lives?? i mean nobody is gonna ask u wats da sin of ur brains wen ur getting married..!! GOD LEAVE ALL THE NUMBERS FOR MONKEYS N APES N FREE US HUMANS FROM THE ETERNAL TYRANNY OF NUMBERS....WOAH LETS JUST BEAT THAT GUY WHOEVER INVENTED ZERO..CUZ WITHOUT HIM MATHS WLDNT HVE EXISTED...N WLDNT DAT HVE BEEN GREAT??

Godly God i know u hve been listening patiently to all dis, n tommorrow the great battle of boards is starting. many hve fought n sacrificed deir lives. Please save us frm the great warrior teachers. make dem forget everything . postpone the exams. or bring back macbeth n his three witches.. i wanna know my worst future through the worst means!! and whoever doesnt know wat dis means...ABE SAALON JAAKE PADD LO 3RD KO LITERATURE KA HI EXAM HAI!

toodles

Zoey [not my real name]