Somewhere in some fantasy land...

Trolls lurking in the woods-banshees screaming to the damned Irish souls-ogres on the lookout of animated Shrek-Dragons setting the heavens ablaze-Centaurs beating boar skinned drums-Grave stones cracking up to give way to the buried corpses!

All this was happening somewhere in some fantasy land while I was busy filing my nails. Having survived examination holocaust, the silence that prevailed was maddening. More so because the headphones were dumbfucks and I couldnt run the risk of waking up the tyrant, who shall henceforth be referred to as Yeti, by listening divine symphonies...

So I ventured back to the fantasy land.
Something was happening there- 3 AM - witching hour it was..Elves ,fairies , witches, goblins, leprechauns alike...all good and ebil forces were hatching a conspiracy- and ebil plot to revive the ebil kitty. Since all the good powers were preoccupied and prepaid-Prince Caspian has gone to Hollywood to attend the premiere of his latest movie- Captain Jack Sparrow is not quite satisfied with his Versace pirate suit- Harry Potter is at Easter Island for his Barmitzwah. All the other child vigilantes were going through hormonal changes. The rest just hadn't read my blog as yet...

Meanwhile, the executioner -my mother- was trying her utmost to revive Yeti from his slumberous diurnal hibernation. I thrived on Jehovah's merciful powers!!*shivers*

Shifting back to fantasy land. The Temple of Doom was sulking as it was not included in the seven wonders. It could have defeated Taj right in its marbled face if given a chance.*sigh*
Doom creeped in from all the seven ancient directions to our fantasy land-Hurricane Katrina swept away all the beach houses and beach babes-Tsunamis engulfed all holiday resorts-Sea storms and tempests swallowed the sea nyphs and mermen and merrows-The prophecy had come true-a black President had risen from the internal sea of politics!!

In the meantime, Yeti's snores were diminishing and formidable yawns were breaking through.*trembles*

AH!Ghastly! The ebil kitty's reincarnation had reached its completion. Horror of Horrors!
Resonating thunderstorms- Annhilation of the ancient Titans- Behold! Belladona besmeared vegetation- gorillas climbing empire state buildings but Charlise Theron not to be found only-Cheerleaders' pelvic thrusts-Sentinel's jaw drops to the ground- More Black cheerleaders imported to the fantasy land as punishment.PAIN-DEATH-MAYHEM-SUFFERING-SENSATION!!

In the end-I just flew to the fantasy land on my very own Dullahan ( headless phantom heheh)
Slung a wool ball to the kitty, it got entangled, demonic possession ended,Good forces defeated ebil forces yet again!

Yeti' still busy in his wool gathering. And as a reward for my heroic deed, Zeus -my buddy, gave me a holy scroll that read.......some greek shit...
and then in the end...it was wriitten-PS..Your brother is infact a CHANGELING!!
ZOMGOMOGMGOMG! HAW! Well I always knew it. So before he could turn on his charm, I had filed my nails into the perfect shape to clench his deformed neck..AHAHAHAH!
*stoopid blog it is I knOw*
*bows down to its readers who had the strength to endure it*